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kamiyandisease ([personal profile] kamiyandisease) wrote2011-11-25 11:21 am

Chapter 02 - The Day That Became a Mistake - Horoscopes [Voice/Action]

["Face it, you’re a hilarious drunk!"

... Was one of the messages and more that Touma had gotten on his journal today. Considering it was a simple prank made by someone on the network, he did not pay it any matter. He came to the conclusion that it was something similar to internet spam in your e-mail account. After that, Touma had decided that he was going to have a completely happy day with no misfortune whatsoever. It was just a bunch of messages, so what could possibly happen?

... Five minutes after those optimistic thoughts came around, his day suddenly went into the usual downward spiral. He was totally used to this daily routine for himself like it was horribly scripted. But a random thought had popped into head: "Maybe I should drink some alcohol to keep my spirits up." Disregarding the fact that he wasn’t old enough to drink, it still sounded like a good idea at the time. One shot or two wouldn’t have hurt, he thought!

Assuming that he had encountered someone who was randomly giving out alcohol to minors, he figured that he would test his luck. Touma decided to take one drink. Or two. Maybe a little of three... At this point, it didn’t really matter how much he drank because he didn’t remember. As a matter of fact, there was a good chance that he wasn’t going to remember anything that happened today. Swaggering through the village, Touma awkwardly takes out his journal and you’ll hear his slurred voice.]


S’cuse me, erryone... I've got an important question to ask ya. Does November really only have thirty-eight days?

[YUP. With that said, he closes his journal and continues his wobbly walk through the village. Any common sense he has left is telling him to head back to his apartment and crash for the rest of the day, but he might end up walking into your apartment or some other random place! Either way, you can have those kinds of encounters happen or simply bump into him while he’s swaggering along.]

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[identity profile] kamiyandisease.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Going to try to wobble over to her. He's totally looking red faced and kinda realizing that she looks distressed? Was it because of him? L-Let's try to ice over the situation.]

N-Noda-chan... I dunno I just got so depressed today that... I can'ts 'memeber what happened, but I guess they just followed me?

[He'll hand her the box of sushi.] Umm... Here ya go. I guess I got you a souvenir while travelin' 'round.

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[identity profile] alreadyknowsyou.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Y-You were depressed?! Y-Y-You could have said something Touma-san, th-that's a very serious condition! A-Aah... [Sob, so he got drunk out of depression and found himself with a bunch of girls. Nodoka's adventurous little mind starts picturing all sorts of terrible situations involving a drunk Touma and girls in various positions-- Ooh, she'll take that box of sushi now though, very slowly.] Uhm... Th-Thank you? Traveling where exactly, around the village?

[How many other girls did he find and lose along the way? Probably tens of them... And she went through all that trouble of taking a long bath after the journal told her to for a chance romantic meeting.] W-Will your, uh, friends be staying for long? [What else should she call them?!]

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[identity profile] kamiyandisease.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
M'sorry... I guess everything went misfortunate as usual. [HIC. Now he's getting legit depressed again for making her worry.] I... I think so? Kamijou-san is a wild, untamed stallion who rides like the wind, so... I could've been everywhere and nowhere at once.

...??? [Oh, that? Touma looks over to them with legit question marks in his eyes. He'll have to see them off.] S'cuse me, ladies.... But I gotta take care of things with wifey here, so could ya please leave? [He's going to polietly wave them off as and they shall start to go! Some are going to go "AWWWW" in a disappointed way, others throwing air kisses at Touma and you'll get some "Call me!"'s from the crowd, too.]

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[identity profile] alreadyknowsyou.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, n-no, don't be sorry like that. [You shouldn't be making your drunk, depressed friends feel even worse Nodoka. That's a step in the wrong direction.] ...Sounds like you've had quite a day then. Being everywhere... A-And nowhere.

[Unsure how to feel about some of the girls responses. In one way she feels sort of jealous... But in another she feels embarrassed as all hell because did he just call her wifey?] W-What? Uhm, d-do you mean me? I, uh... Uhm... [Speech. What are you.]

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[identity profile] kamiyandisease.livejournal.com 2011-11-25 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[And once the ladies are out of the room, he'll be flopping down on the floor like a dog.]

Woof woof. Can Kamijou-san lay in Wifey's lap...?

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[identity profile] alreadyknowsyou.livejournal.com 2011-11-26 08:38 am (UTC)(link)
[What.] Eh? M-My lap? [This has 'king's game' written all over it. Only it's just the two of them--

Nodoka will wave her hands a little and shake her head. No no, you're intoxicated Touma, you don't know what you're saying.]
You're, uhm, n-not a dog Touma-san. Please get up off the floor?

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[identity profile] kamiyandisease.livejournal.com 2011-11-26 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[INSTEAD he will walk on all fours and rub against your leg, Nodoka.] Woof woof! Kamijou-san demands petting between the ears!

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[identity profile] alreadyknowsyou.livejournal.com 2011-11-27 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[fkljgalkhf-- That is not getting up, that is acting like a dog some more. This does nothing for her face as the blush she always wears intensifies.] Demands?! Ah, b-but...

[Well he is demanding to be petted... But he's also drunk. Would it be right? If it's only for a moment it won't matter right? ...Slowly reaching out and rubbing Touma's head a little.]

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[identity profile] kamiyandisease.livejournal.com 2011-11-27 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh baby. Oh. That's the spot... Sticking his tongue out and panting like a dog. God why. He'll rub against your leg some more before flopping on his back and howling a bit.]

Awoooo...! This goat is pleased with this treatment!

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[identity profile] alreadyknowsyou.livejournal.com 2011-11-27 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Y-You're a goat now?! But you're acting like a dog! [This is so confusing. Are all people like this when they're drunk?] Well, uhm, if you're pleased I guess it's okay... Would you like to get off the floor now?

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[identity profile] kamiyandisease.livejournal.com 2011-11-28 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope! I won't until I get more pettin' from ya! [HIC.]
Edited 2011-11-28 20:46 (UTC)

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[identity profile] alreadyknowsyou.livejournal.com 2011-11-28 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
M-More?! [But she just petted his head like that a-and... Shifting a little and bending down, she pets his head again. She just wants him off the floor sob.] How about now? P-Please say that's enough...

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[identity profile] kamiyandisease.livejournal.com 2011-11-30 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[If he were in a better state of mind, he would really embarrassed and kind of fawn over her delicate hands. But instead of that, he's laughing in a drunken way.]

--Ya~ahaha! I should return the favor and pet ya, too! It would be like a massage!

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[identity profile] alreadyknowsyou.livejournal.com 2011-11-30 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, n-no that's alright. I don't think I need petting, but thank you anyway Touma-san. [Though she does appreciate the very drunken thought.] C-Can you please get up now?

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[identity profile] kamiyandisease.livejournal.com 2011-12-03 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Erm... Are you gonna support if I slip and fall...? [He's going to try to get up in a wobbly way.]

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[identity profile] alreadyknowsyou.livejournal.com 2011-12-13 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh of course, I'm sorry! [Quickly getting to her feet and preparing herself to help him up.] Here, uhm, would you like me to support you under your arms or...?

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[identity profile] kamiyandisease.livejournal.com 2011-12-14 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Since it's Wifey... She can have my entire body if she wants!