kamiyandisease | Chapter 02 - The Day That Became a Mistake

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Chapter 02 - The Day That Became a Mistake - Horoscopes [Voice/Action]

["Face it, you’re a hilarious drunk!"

... Was one of the messages and more that Touma had gotten on his journal today. Considering it was a simple prank made by someone on the network, he did not pay it any matter. He came to the conclusion that it was something similar to internet spam in your e-mail account. After that, Touma had decided that he was going to have a completely happy day with no misfortune whatsoever. It was just a bunch of messages, so what could possibly happen?

... Five minutes after those optimistic thoughts came around, his day suddenly went into the usual downward spiral. He was totally used to this daily routine for himself like it was horribly scripted. But a random thought had popped into head: "Maybe I should drink some alcohol to keep my spirits up." Disregarding the fact that he wasn’t old enough to drink, it still sounded like a good idea at the time. One shot or two wouldn’t have hurt, he thought!

Assuming that he had encountered someone who was randomly giving out alcohol to minors, he figured that he would test his luck. Touma decided to take one drink. Or two. Maybe a little of three... At this point, it didn’t really matter how much he drank because he didn’t remember. As a matter of fact, there was a good chance that he wasn’t going to remember anything that happened today. Swaggering through the village, Touma awkwardly takes out his journal and you’ll hear his slurred voice.]

S’cuse me, erryone... I've got an important question to ask ya. Does November really only have thirty-eight days?

[YUP. With that said, he closes his journal and continues his wobbly walk through the village. Any common sense he has left is telling him to head back to his apartment and crash for the rest of the day, but he might end up walking into your apartment or some other random place! Either way, you can have those kinds of encounters happen or simply bump into him while he’s swaggering along.]

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[Don't mind Nodoka sitting inside your apartment, curled up with a good book. No, she hasn't gone home yet. Yet.

She'll look up with a smile once Touma comes through the door.]

Ah, welcome home Touma-san! How are you feeling today-- [Ugh, what is that awful smell? It's hard not to cough a little from the stench.] Ha-Have you been drinking?! [How, why, and an assortment of other questions come to mind...]

[Touma comes swaggering in with a bowltie around his head and a box of sushi tied to a string in his hand. The typical salary man's apology! And to boot, there are ten girls who are getting dragged along with him which makes him look like magnet covered in sand.]

U-uhhh... S-s-sorry for keepin' you waitin'.... [HIC. And there's even a cat girl person who suddenly comes popping in through the window and says: "Hello, I'm the new beast girl heroine. I just met him over there."]

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[SCREAM.

How is she meant to react to this? Someone, please tell her how you react to a situation like this because she has no idea.]

U-U-Uhm... I-It-- It's... [BRAIN TO MOUTH NO WORK. HOW SPEAK? Eventually she works out a sentence and says it very quietly. Huzzah for speech!] What've you been doing? [Coming home drunk, with all these girls? Yeah, her mind is racing.]

[Going to try to wobble over to her. He's totally looking red faced and kinda realizing that she looks distressed? Was it because of him? L-Let's try to ice over the situation.]

N-Noda-chan... I dunno I just got so depressed today that... I can'ts 'memeber what happened, but I guess they just followed me?

[He'll hand her the box of sushi.] Umm... Here ya go. I guess I got you a souvenir while travelin' 'round.

[Terra's on the couch in the living room, having needed a nap...so of course just as she's truly drifting off, the door bursts open.]

Wha--?

[OH BOY HERE WE GO. Touma comes wobbling in and he's suddenly bursting into song.]

♪Just a small town girl~ Living in a lonely world~ She took the midnight train going anywhereeeee~!♪ [How did he learn these lyrics? It does help that he sounds... good!]

[Terra sits up, instantly and irrevocably awake.]

Who are you??

[She scrambles to stand, eyes widening.]

[HIC.]

I am vengeance... [HIC.] I am the night... [HIC.] I am... [HIC.] TOUMAN!

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[Touman you don't live here what are you doing.]

Eh!? [Well, while the spaced-out way he's stumbling around sort of gives away what's going on here (the smell helps too)... doesn't he know this person?]

W-wait, Kamijou-san...? Is that you?

E... eh...? Aoba-san?? I think it's me if we... [HIC.] ... nots talkin' 'bout another Kamijou-san.

... It's you, yes! [Okay, screw it, he's gonna walk over to Touman and try to steady him ~~in a position that is heterosexual in every way~~ before he trips over... everything.]

Have... have you been drinking, Kamijou-san?

[Ooooh Mister Aoba ooooh. Touma is wobbling up to an upright position and he seems to be straight. Mostly.]

M'not drunk! I'm just mentally... incap... incat... [HIC.]

... Aoba-san, I think I'm... [HIP.] drunk.

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[ These random fortune messages in the journals were.. pretty weird. And annoying, considering Ange found most of hers pretty lame. Becoming the butt of some joke? Something 'not' being gay? Of course, very funny.

But when she opens the journal later that day and finds that quite.. unique message in a familiar voice, although slurred, she raises an eyebrow. Although the slurring gives her a slight idea of what's going on. ]

No, normally it has fifty-three. We decided to cut some this year. [ Okay, okay, that doesn't mean she won't deadpan as usual first.. ] ... What are you doing, Kamijou-san?

E... eh? Seriously? Why didn't anyone tell me this before...??? [Blink blink. Wait... He knows that voice! That tsundere deadpan tone can only belong to one person.]

... Miko-chan? When did ya arrive to this village thingy? It's been a while since I've seen ya!

[ She's about to answer him, but then.. 'Miko-chan'..? ]

What are you talking about? Who's this.. 'Miko-chan'?

[...? Why is Mikoto acting like she doesn't know herself? He is.. slightly confused.]

...??? Oh, I gets it. You're playin' a game with me! 'Kay, ya gots me. Miko-chan... You're like... one of those powersful Level 5s in Academy City. Ya know... You do that 'biri biri' thing with the electricity and the lightning and the flippin' the coins and shootin'... Zaaaaap!

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[~~soooo lucky she wasn't in her towel. soooooo lucky.~~ Cloche is in her room, minding her own business, cooking her breakfast (as well as she can) in her pajamas. You know, the really super girly set (http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100913215931/artonelico/images/3/32/At2-chroche-costume05.jpg), complete with Gergo slippers. She's humming to herself and generally in a good mood...

until she hears the door to her room open. Or maybe it was forced open, she has no idea if she even locked it. Even so, it startles her and she holds up the spoon she was stirring her oatmeal with up defensively. Because, you know, a spoon will be super effective. :|]

Who's there?! If you're here to harm me, prepare to be bludgeoned!

[~~... Not lucky he can't enblaze that image into his mind. :(~~ Touma just comes wobbling in... Does he smell breakfast? Like oatmeal? He was gonna head somewhere else, but he forgot where. There's food to be eaten. Also he'll be gawking at her attire for a moment before lifting a wobbly hand up.]

...??? Cloche-san? Wow... I didn'ts know you worn so much pink stuff in the mornin'.

[~~SUCH MISFORTUNE. Maybe next time.~~ But with Touma now... staring, she'll lower the spoon a little.]

...Why are you in my room? You didn't even knock like you did the last time! A-and of course it's pink! I'm a girl!

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[Isn't that ...]

Wrong, but close. It's thirty-seven.

[ ... ]

Something is wrong with you.

[HIC.] Jaq-chan? Izz'at you? I'm totes fine! Just... [HIC.]

N-no, I'm pretty... [HIC.] ... Why didn't anyone tell me that it was thirty-seven?

We were keeping it a secret from you. It stopped being funny, so now you get to know the truth.

[... Hmm. She's not very convinced.]

... You're not fine.

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[...oh hey. Someone walked into her room.]

Can I help you with something? [...says the miko drinking her tea. She might have sake stashed somewhere too.]

...??? [Looking around the room... This doesn't look like he's room, but--]

Um... Whaddya doin' in my room? Did I get a fairy movin' in this time?

Pretty sure this is my room. I should probably lock my door next time. [She'll pause for a second though.] Fairy? I'm not a fairy, I know that for sure. Fairies are midbosses and idiots.

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[action] oh jeez, this will be good.

[action] HERE WE GO

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[action] --throws the miko at him too

[action] Let's do this!

[action] hell yeah!